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Caption Contest - Week of June 7th
Welcome to the Caption Contest for this week.
If you want to participate, please follow these rules:
No personal attacks, no matter how funny you think they are. You must only comment on THIS photo, no posting your own. You may post as many comments as you want. However if you're making a bunch of comments at once, please put them all in one post. No inappropriate comments! Keep it PG-13 If your caption is chosen as the winner, you will win the admiration of your peers for making the best wisecrack of the week. Sorry, that's the best we can do. We're on a budget!
The Staff will choose the winner.
Contest ends on or about 6/14/10.
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Franklin, the Omniocular User
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Tactical Shot Glass?
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Stolen by Real Steel
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Robowaiter 2.0, featuring our latest and most innovative glass holders. Robowaiter can now deliver an additional two glasses of water to the table and they look just like a real waiter! Pictured above is one of our models fresh off the assembly line! (bouncer looking facial hair and nose scar not standard)
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Babyface Banana Boots
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I swear, Dave made me!
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Jay!!!
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Man walks into a bar...
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The Farmer
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Wait! Hollister said it was cool!
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Hold my beer and watch this.
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When your car just doesn't have enough cup holders....
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Ever notice how often "piercing" and "scream" are found in the same sentence?
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This man has his priorities straight.
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BB PONG!!!
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Waking up in a fog, John realized that sometime during the night he made a terrible mistake with a shot glass and a toothpick.
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All you need, is a olive on the toothpick stuck in his nose, and there you have it . A walking martini bar.
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Somalian ear and nose pro.
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Never again will i insult a man drinking cranberry juice out of shot glass with a little umbrella.
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You should see where I keep the slices of lime, and the salt shaker!other forums.
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Damnit... why is it always a wrestling match just to get my next damn drink!
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Well you see Doctor, there was a horrible tackle box accident while I was fishing, Ya see I had a few shots and tripped and when I woke up this is what I found
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For a faster way to get alcohol into your system, simply tilt head.
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How do you shave around that?
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Yeah, the field limit is 400fps with .2 bbs! Impound the gun.
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This proves it is possible to give yourself a haircut while drunk.
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He's not as think as you drunk he is *hiccup*
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He swears to drunk he's not doG.
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Extreme Quarters
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Pffff... fat chance of me being stupid. This is the smartest thing I've done in years!
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Man survives barroom explosion with minor shrapnel injuries
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I bet his mother is proud of him.
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Gaging, Always a good Idea to mix it with Alcohol.
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What would I do for a Klondike bar? Funny you should ask...
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When a innocent game of flip cup gets outta hand.
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Do not try and drink from the shot glass. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
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i said with in ear shot not give me an ear shot
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This week's winner is Jeremy, with this one:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JezMcJez
"Hey, guys. The drinks are on me."
Good one!
Look for the next contest shortly.
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