Ah, it is refreshing to know that some people share Soviet-bloc humor.
What?! dont you think I have a back up MASKA? remember who your talking to.
And the Interior Ministry has already given me the green light for this development,
Just to show the Western World we can, we just dont. Because were Russia damnit. We dont need no stinking electronics on top of our heads.
So, there is this journalist at a World Arms Festival, he passes many countries stands for their latest development, as he stops at the USA's stand, he takes note of a soldier decked out in all sorts of high tech equipment. And there is a keypad on his arm, asking the ranking officer at the stand about it, he goes on to explain that that is to control the suit, if the soldier is hot he presses a button and the suit cools him, if he is hot, he presses another and the suit warms, all electronically, and if the soldier is tired, he presses a special button and is injected with a caffeine shot and he can go for hours longer.
Thoroughly impressed, he moves on to the Russian stand, as he approaches, he notes a rather large soldier standing there with an AK74 and a MASSIVE steel door on his back. Perplexed, he asks the ranking officer about this, the officer states that if the soldier is hot, he opens the door, if he is cold, he simply closes the door. And if he is tired. He takes the door off his back and keeps going.
RUSSIAN LOGIC.
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